March 2012
brainguts:
I hope that Rick Santorum never gets enough potassium and wakes up every night from charley horses.
wait a second.. is this why i wake up a lot from charley horses?
HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS. DINO SOMMESE IS THE NEW...
silvacathartidae:
stressbuilds-character:
WAIT
WHAT
ARE YOU SERIOUS
IS THIS REAL LIFE.
I DON’T KNOW IF YOU’RE SERIOUS
IF SO
WHAT
HAVING
A
HEART
ATTACK
DEAD SERIOUS.
mentalhospitals:
Smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, then I smoke some more.
You must be getting dirt if you need to smoke more than one joint at a time.
bottledwaterboarding replied to your post: Lol, pizza guy came over and recognized syphilitic…
YOU GOTTA INVITE PIZZA DUDE IN FOR A BONG RIP, BRO!!!
I did invite him in and offered him whiskey but im currently out of anything to put in a bong.
jpegartifacts:
I’m pro-death. Kill all of the fetuses. Abortions for everyone.
Lol, pizza guy came over and recognized syphilitic vaginas playing in the backround. Numbers were exchanged.
February 2012
You're fucked now, UrbanOutfitters, muahahahahah! →
gloria-swanson:
apihtawikosisan:
This is the big news of today and I haven’t seen it all over the place yet! The Navajo Nation (who has trademarked their name) is suing UrbanOutfitters. The suit is based on trademark infringement and violation of the Indian Arts and Crafts Act. This is going to be an awesome case!
victory-intolerance-mastery
Saved the day. Thanks dude.
Why the hell don’t they have mad max on netflix?
I GOTS SONG WRITING TO DO
crustified replied to your photo: The cone of shame!!
You seem so happy your cat is suffering such a humiliation!
No, im happy that he didn’t have to get his tail amputated and the infection is treatable because i caught it in time. Im happy there are no dead kitties.
hellsmetal asked: Sorry dude didnt mean to sound like a dick elitist with my comment lol. I agree Bathory is infinitely better but hats been established time and time again. I just like promoting shit that people may never hear of otherwise!
Countess Bathory is the only cat that likes me anymore.
I have to put the others in and shut the door before they come up to me.
*edit* just found a large open wound on Dagons tail.. off to the vet.
Goodbye, First Amendment: ‘Trespass Bill’ will... →
solitaryforager:
Just when you thought the government couldn’t ruin the First Amendment any further: The House of Representatives approved a bill on Monday that outlaws protests in instances where some government officials are nearby, whether or not you even know it.
The US House of Representatives voted 388-to-3 in favor of H.R. 347 late Monday, a bill which is being dubbed the Federal...
Lighting the room with candles and hard cider.
Darkening the room with morbid poetry and cascadian black metal.
Ask me shit and make my day better.
http://auditoryassault.tumblr.com/ask
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